Sunday, February 28, 2010

Defining 'guido'

Paulie Bangzz gave the definition of guido as an Italian American who has deep Italian pride and shows it, gets girls, dances at clubs, goes to the beach, doesn't mind getting into fistfights, demands respect, wears jewelry, is fiercely loyal to family, loves God but is not deeply religious, wears Ed Hardy t-shirts...

Typically, the 2010 guido is Italian, but does not have to be (a Philippino friend from Staten Island tells me there are Philippino guidos), has big muscles or at least strives to/values it, puts significant work into his appearance which involves not only working out but tanning, eyebrow waxing, styling his hair into a gelled-up, spiked-up-and-out 'do called a "blowout," looking "fresh" with a button-down collared shirt or t-shirt (favorite brands are Armani Exchange, Affliction, and Ed Hardy), and clean, scuff-free sneakers. Guidos often wear jewelry such as modest pendant necklaces or gold chains, crucifixes, and large diamond or cubic zirconia stud earrings. They typically enjoy going to the beach and the club, because these are great places to pick up girls. Getting lots of girls is highly valued in guido culture. When they go out to the clubs, guidos most often choose clubs that play house music. [House is a style of electronic dance music with an unrelenting 4/4 beat that slowly builds in instrumentation, volume, and tension (for the first 2-4 minutes) and then explodes into a hard, thumping rhythm of high-hat cymbals, kick drums, snare drums, and long, synthesized(half note, whole note or more) basslines for 6 more minutes. House music also usually features a vocal track, usually a remix of an obscure disco, eighties club, or hugely popular and recognizable contemporary pop song.]

Here is additional information from other sources:

NOTE: Guys, please let me know if the description I've typed up is sufficient in describing what you see here, or if there is some stuff I should add. Thanks!






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From Wikipedia: “Guido” is a pejorative slang term for a young, lower class or working class, Italian-American... male from the urban Northeastern United States ... most often New York and the surrounding area…The Guido stereotype is often portrayed as humorously and incorrigibly uncultured, with a thuggish and overtly macho attitude and an unyielding pride in his Italian ancestry. Clothing associated with the stereotype includes gold chains, working class clothing such as plain T-shirts, muscle shirts or "guinea t’s" (derived from the term "guinea," an ethnic slur for Italians), leather jackets, sweat or tracksuits, scally caps, unbuttoned dress shirts, and dress suits.
- this Wikipedia quote was found on http://www.i-italy.org/bloggers/3672/guidos

1 comment:

  1. My main question so far about the definition is: seems guido is a purely male thing. If you're a girl who hangs with guidos, are you a guido? A guida? Is there female guido style--or not so much?

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